Lesson 5 - Fedodo Rockers

There are any people who can rock fedodes, such as:
Bruno Mars

Jason Mraz

 Justin Timberlake

Jake Hurwitz

Jason Derulo

A dog Silverstein

and many others...

As you can see, many people can rock the dodos, but you can't just rock it alone.  You'll need a leather band, a custom dog tag, and short cut T's with the mad d-zines just for the bros.

Where will you go?

Lesson 3
Where to shop for these mad hatters...HENRY HENRY HENRY

Where should one go to find the sickest fedoras? There are many different places to get fedodos, and they all have their pros and cons.

Option 1 - Online stores

There are many websites offering fedoras online. The most popular online Dode store is called 'Hats in the Belfry', which can be found at the link ''. They offer a wide selection of styling fedodos. There are pros and cons to this option, however.

Pros:

Can shop at one's own home.

Simple stuff man

Sick hats eh



Cons:

Can't try on the fedodos, so you can never be totally sure if it is styling

Expensive hats



Option 2 - Actual Stores

There are some sick fedodo stores out there that will allow you to try on each F-Dode, including J-Crew, Hollister, and all that good stuff.

Pros:

Some sick Fays, all day long

Try on the hats, I think so. You will always be jamming it out to sick bands like Queen, Jason Mraz, and other heterosexual artists.

Cons:

You have to go out

SATAN WILL EMERGE

More Fedora Tips

Lesson 2
Which materials look the most styling

As mentioned before, there are many different types of Fedodos and many diffrent types of fabric. There is the "Classic", the "Mr. Colourful", the "Mr. Günther", and finally the "Lay-back," these are just a few of the many wacky and wonderful fedodos. These fadoras look great, but are fragile one false move and you can ruin the look. This is why you have to choose the right fabrics to go with the hat style. The top five fabric are:

5. Plastic
Plastic fadodo can only be worn at New years or a rave. These fadodos cost like pretty much free. These hats do not look good in real life, but can be nice to wear when everyone else is wearing them.

4. Fur
This type of Dode is one of the least stlying and popular, but it is pretty rad if you know what I mean.  If you don't know, then you don't need to know, because then you are not a knower.

3. Leather

These Fay Fays are styling like no other, except for number one and two of course.  They are made of the flesh of cow knees, and none other than the highest grade cows out there, homie g.  We ain't playing the game, because we are the game.  What now?

2. Straw

These hats hold them selves toghether very well.  The one downside is that unless you are incredibly good looking, like me, you can not pull of the casual straw fadora in the day - only in the night may you pass for a Yu Gi Legend.  This also applies for your clubbing, so get your towels ready Yosemite Sam.

1. Velvet

These Fedodos may be pricy, but are totally worth the green eggs and ham, and the divorce.  The styling on these bad boys is just in sync, like the band 'N Sync', the most street band out there.  You can check in any time you want, but you can never leave!  The bitties will be all over you.